12 Things You Would Relate To If You Can’t Decide What To Eat Ever!
Life is
difficult for people who can’t decide what to
eat. Poor guys, struggling to make the most
important decision – What to eat? Because, what
if the dish they order looks pale in front of
what’s being ordered on the next table? What if
that wrap isn’t as fancy as it looks in the
menu? What if...god forbids...it tastes like
poison?
For picky
eaters, the struggle is real. Here’s a real life
scenarios that every person who can’t decide
what to eat would relate to...
1. You
love hotel menus so much that you don’t look at
them, you study them
Like it’s
the entire syllabus, and you’ve got to pick up
your favourite topics.
2. You ask
people for suggestions, they suggest, but you
still eat what you want
One of the reasons why your friends hate going
out with you. You go to a restaurant, the one
your friend recommended. But when its time to
order you're not quite convinced. Happens all
the time? Well...
3. You
want this. You want that. You want everything
Damn hose
momos look great. But what about those
honey-glazed chicken wings? And those beer
battered shrimps? How about ordering it all?
4. You order everything, only to realise you and
your crew can’t finish them
“Take
this, finish it, please.” *Forcibly serves
starters*
5. You’re
used to getting looks from the waiters
“Oh man,
make up your mind already #$%%%” - Every waiter
in his mind, while he is patiently waiting for
you to order.
6. You’re
Never satisfied
No matter
how good the food is, you keep thinking about
what you’ve missed ordering. Nothing satisfies
you. I repeat NOTHING.
7. You go
through reviews before going to a new place
You do
full research on what's good to eat at what
place. You would go through each and every
picture posted by the reviewers.
8. You
avoid going out for dinner dates
That’s
because you know that the person would leave you
half way because you couldn’t decide between
Chinese or Continental.
9. You let
others order for you, but again, you’re too hard
to please
“Take! You
only order” – You to your friend while giving
him/her the menu. “Yaar, yeh kya mangwaaya?” –
you after the food arrives.
10. You
love eating alone
That way,
nobody gets to judge you. You – 1, Others – 0
11. You’re
a pain in queues
You take
your sweet time to decide, while the people
behind you shout – ‘Today sir, today!’
12. You
end up ordering the same thing. AGAIN!
Even though you took 20 minutes to study the
menu, you ordered a Pizza. Again. Because, it’s
your favourite and you realised that only after
20 minutes.
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